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Why is a dumb owl unable to mate?

Posted by Søren Renner on Friday, December 23, 2005 at 09:39 PM in Humour
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Posted by Svigor on December 23, 2005, 10:13 PM | #

Because he can’t say “who”?

Because he doesn’t give a “hoot”?

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Posted by Al Ross on December 23, 2005, 11:53 PM | #

He doesnt have da wit to woo.

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Posted by Andrew on December 24, 2005, 01:18 AM | #

Elton Whoooo: Owlten Jo-hoon.Mmmmm. Sounds more like a dingo?.

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Posted by Calvin on December 24, 2005, 04:22 AM | #

I presume its because owls communicate their amorous intentions vocally and that you are positing an anology between owls and white Europeans, whose de facto castration is being achieved through media censorship and the dogma of political correctness.

Do I get a prize?

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Posted by Guessedworker on December 24, 2005, 07:03 AM | #

Give the man a prize for ingenuity, Soren.  But I don’t think he’s solved the riddle.

I saw something in the press in the last week or so about owl song.  I didn’t pay much attention but have a vague idea that a science chappie has figured out that owls use their voices to attract pray.

If that is a half-decent recall, it would suggest that your riddle concerns the pursuit of sustenance rather than procreation - an useemly proccupation with a six-pack and a king-size BigMac, leading irrevocably to an early grave sans heir.

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Posted by Søren Renner on December 24, 2005, 10:42 AM | #

A dumb owl lacks the “wit-to-woo”!

This week’s garland festoons Al Ross.

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